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Heather
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Thu May 03, 2012 9:16 pm

...
HE
INSULTED
PINKIE
THAT IS IT
FOURTH WALL BREAKING POWERS WILL ENSUE
MORGAN I WANT YOU TO GET A HOLD OF SOMETHING HE HAS
PREFERABLY EVERYTHING HE HAS
AND CHANGE THE PICTURE WITHOUT HIM KNOWING
TO THIS
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OR THIS AS APPLICABLE
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REVENGE TIME, DEMONGODVAMPIRE
RE-EFFING-VENGE Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

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Random Quotes of the Month Week Whenever I change it x.x:

Me: IT'S BOOTYFUL
Kaiba.: ...
Me: LITERALLY
~from Morgan Epic Lulz

*currently looking for new, even more awesome quote*
~from nina Yay

Terue: this place is gorgeous!
Mari: you can say that again
Terue: Uhh this place is gorgeous!
Mari: seriously?
~from Terue Nyan!
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Wed May 16, 2012 5:41 pm

FUNNY
THAT FIRST ONE IS ON MY BINDER
WELL I SHOWED HIM THE "It's Pinkie Pie, b*tch!" VIDEO
HE SAID IT WAS STUPID
I YELLED AT HIM
DARN HIS TWILIGHT-LIKING-NESS

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Wed May 16, 2012 9:50 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
THAT IS STUPID?
THAT
IS STUPID??
WHAT THE HECK WHAT I DON'T EVEN WHAT IS THIS I DON'T GET IT
THIS MAN IS CLEARLY EXTREMELY DISEASED IN THE HEAD.

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Random Quotes of the Month Week Whenever I change it x.x:

Me: IT'S BOOTYFUL
Kaiba.: ...
Me: LITERALLY
~from Morgan Epic Lulz

*currently looking for new, even more awesome quote*
~from nina Yay

Terue: this place is gorgeous!
Mari: you can say that again
Terue: Uhh this place is gorgeous!
Mari: seriously?
~from Terue Nyan!
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Sun Jun 10, 2012 2:51 pm

WELL NOW HE'S A BRONY AGAIN
HE'S SMART
SO ANYWAY
This quote kinda is sacrilegious, but only because the person who set caused it was kinda being a jerk. So it's sort of offensive-ish or may be..I...I dunno o.o
I saw it in a Youtube comment:
"Atheists are idiots who will die and burn in h*ll"
the response was:
"Okay, while I'm chilllin in a hot tub you can suffocate from lack of oxygen since you'd be so far up in the sky."
I mean it's only funny because of the original comment and the response....I just...I dunno XD

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Sun Jun 10, 2012 6:17 pm

OKAY GOOD XD
Semi-touchy but still awesomely funny just because THAT'S A FREAKING GOOD REBUTTAL XD XD

I have absolutely no idea where I found this nor really if I've posted it before. Though I don't think I have. THE PROBLEMS OF JOURNALISTS

We see this all the time. Journalists, rushing to get a story out under deadline pressure, will report, based on preliminary information, that a ship sank, and 127 people, many of them elderly, perished.
Then, upon further investigation, it turns out that nobody, in fact, perished, although one elderly person was slightly injured by a set of dentures hurled by another elderly person in an effort to get the first elderly
person to stop talking so loud.
Then it turns out that this happened at a nursing home, as opposed to a ship, although the elderly people were watching a video of Titanic at the time, and although there were only four of them, as opposed to 127,
the nursing home is located on Route 124, which is only three less than 127, which is not that much of an error when you consider the deadline pressure that journalists operate under.

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Random Quotes of the Month Week Whenever I change it x.x:

Me: IT'S BOOTYFUL
Kaiba.: ...
Me: LITERALLY
~from Morgan Epic Lulz

*currently looking for new, even more awesome quote*
~from nina Yay

Terue: this place is gorgeous!
Mari: you can say that again
Terue: Uhh this place is gorgeous!
Mari: seriously?
~from Terue Nyan!
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Fri Jul 20, 2012 10:13 pm

XD XD
I HAVE TWO BECAUSE ONE IS JUST RANDOM
"Wat da hek is dis, dis is ahbuminashun tew urt"
Something I wrote above a drawing of mine XD
ANYWAY
demongodvampire: Morgan I want to teach you how to skateboard.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
demongodvampire: What?
Me: HAHAHAHA I'D DIE
demongodvampire: But..but then we'd fall together!!
Me: NO, I'D FALL AND YOU LAUGH
....lol he wanted to teach me how to skate
I'm still laughing at that Yay

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Sat Jul 21, 2012 11:50 am

XD XD XD
OKAY I HAS ANOTHER ONE
I read this one on Tumblr somewhere XD Warning though, contains censored cursing because Atem is drunk.

Atem…oh God. Quite possibly all of them. But in an order.
Happy Drunk -> Angry Drunk -> Sad Drunk -> Needy Drunk (and/or Horny Drunk) -> Sleepy Drunk (falls asleep before he can actually do anything). Example:
1. AIBOU. AIBOU! LET’S PLAY A GAME LET’S DUEL! LET’S F**KING DUEL!!!
2. WHAT THE F**K. YOU CAN’T PLAY THAT, AIBOU. WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU DOING?! NO. NO. SEE, THIS IS WHY I ALWAYS DUELED IN YOUR PLACE.
I DON’T CARE THAT YOU BEAT ME DURING THE CEREMONIAL DUEL; I’M THE MOTHER F**ING KING OF GAMES, B**CH.
3. AIBOU I’M SO SORRY. I…I RESSSPECT YOU, AIBOU. YOU KNOW THAT. IJUSTGETREALLYINTOTHEGAMEANDOHGODSYOURPROBABLYMADATME AIBOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
4. I NEVER KNEW MY MOTHER, AIBOU. (and/or segues into CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT, AIBOU?)
5. *passes out*
...
...
What did I just write.

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Random Quotes of the Month Week Whenever I change it x.x:

Me: IT'S BOOTYFUL
Kaiba.: ...
Me: LITERALLY
~from Morgan Epic Lulz

*currently looking for new, even more awesome quote*
~from nina Yay

Terue: this place is gorgeous!
Mari: you can say that again
Terue: Uhh this place is gorgeous!
Mari: seriously?
~from Terue Nyan!
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:00 pm

OH MY GOD LOL
A Mulan parody from a text post on Tumblr:

"Let’s get down to business.
To outbid the huns!

Here I have some figures
and some facts and sums!
It’s the saddest lot you've ever bought
but if you bet on this one too
Mister I’ll
make you a buck
or two

Business man!
We must be swift as the stock exchanges
Business man!
With all the force of a great tycoon

Business man!
With all the strength of a thriving market
Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!
I’m never gonna get this back

Say good bye to my salary
Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS
This guy’s got them scared to death
Hope he doesn't see my assets
Now I really wish I knew how to add! "

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Sat Oct 06, 2012 4:19 pm

XD TUMBLR YOU HAS SUCH FUNNY THINGS
I... I don't even I wrote this down at 3am and I don't know WHAT I was doing


CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!
*explosion*
CARD GAMES ON AMBULANCES!
I... summon... this dragon in attack mode!
Well I... summon... this dragon in attack moode! With my trap card!
I GAIN A SPEED COUNTER!
*ambulance crashes into wall, since driver has no idea how to drive a speedy-ass ambulance*

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Random Quotes of the Month Week Whenever I change it x.x:

Me: IT'S BOOTYFUL
Kaiba.: ...
Me: LITERALLY
~from Morgan Epic Lulz

*currently looking for new, even more awesome quote*
~from nina Yay

Terue: this place is gorgeous!
Mari: you can say that again
Terue: Uhh this place is gorgeous!
Mari: seriously?
~from Terue Nyan!
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