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PostSubject: Random Funny Quotes!   Tue Nov 08, 2011 9:02 pm

Yup. Anything from anywhere about anything, if you think it's funny, post it! Yay
I shall post this first, which came from Deviantart. (I wasn't in the conversation)

<PHOTOliciousness>Do you guys have any tips on how to get a phone out of a VCR?
<Nithak>Wait what.
<AkuAoiOni>Pfft what? XD
<PHOTOliciousness>I... got a phone stuck in my VCR |D
<AkuAoiOni>... how the h*ll
<PHOTOliciousness>I got really bored
<PHOTOliciousness>and I mean REALLY bored.
<AkuAoiOni>And... you thought I KNOW THE VCR WILL WANT TO MAKE A CALL

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Tue Nov 08, 2011 9:10 pm

Omg...rotfl
I have one!! This was something my friend said at school!..The one that's Marik!
We were all giving a report on a city.He chose St. Louis,Missouri.Lets call him IRL!Marik.
IRL!Marik: So..so in St. Louis,people drink alot,and...and the drunk people live in big buildings...and,and...
It was random and short but sooooo funny when he said it in front of the whole class when it was supposed to be a report.... XD

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Wed Nov 09, 2011 3:45 pm

LOL! XD MARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIK

Okay, this I found in a Let's Play of Neverwinter Nights 2. I have a link to it if you want, it's pretty neat. Anyway...



God knows how many adventurers have needed a lawyer after accidentally breaking into the house NEXT DOOR to the secret evil cultist headquarters.

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Me: IT'S BOOTYFUL
Kaiba.: ...
Me: LITERALLY
~from Morgan Epic Lulz

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~from nina Yay

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:11 pm

Omg lol XD
This one's from Higurashi (surprisingly,NOT Abridged!):
Keiichi: *in Shion's house* *sees big tall scary looking dude* o_o
Shion: Okay! Let's go Keiichi! Bye,Dad! *waves to big tall scary looking dude*
Keiichi: Oh he's your Dad! I thought he was a Mob boss or something...
Shion: He is a Mob boss!!
Keiichi: O_O"

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Fri Nov 11, 2011 1:11 pm

XD That sounds more like an Abridged conversation! AND IT'S FUNNY XD XD
There are too many of these from Deviantart... here, have another! (note that I'm not in this)

*** psychotic-light has joined #DollysAwesomeChat *
<Lord-o-donuts>BRB IM GONNA DRAW
<Lord-o-donuts> OMG HEYYYY
<Lord-o-donuts>WELVOME
<Lord-o-donuts>WELCOKEM
<Lord-o-donuts>WELYONE
<Lord-o-donuts>WELCOMR
<Lord-o-donuts>WELCOOOOLE
<Lord-o-donuts>WIKEKN
<Lord-o-donuts>WRCLOME
<Lord-o-donuts>EKRJNGHJYTNHJYTRNGHY
<Lord-o-donuts>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
<Lord-o-donuts>......
<Lord-o-donuts>hi:|

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Me: IT'S BOOTYFUL
Kaiba.: ...
Me: LITERALLY
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*currently looking for new, even more awesome quote*
~from nina Yay

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Mari: you can say that again
Terue: Uhh this place is gorgeous!
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Mon Nov 14, 2011 7:24 am

XD That sounds like something I'd do XD XD
Hmm uhh.....hm.
I have a comment from a YouTube video!!!....Abridged!!! Episode 40 :3
"I was outside class and this girl was asking her friends what they thought of her new hairstyle and i just randomly yelled I AM EXTREMELY INDIFFERENT everyone looked at me so i yelled IGNORE ME and walked away"

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Mon Nov 14, 2011 7:27 pm

That... that is totally something I would do XD XD
Okay, more Deviantart... IT JUST HAS FUNNY OKAY

<MaybeMagical>I have a story to tell you.
<MaybeMagical>OK, so
<MaybeMagical>I was in the bathroom after taking a show, and there was a HUGE spider in there.
<MaybeMagical>As you know, I have arachnaphobia. Like, real bad.
<MaybeMagical>So I pick up my hairbrush
<MaybeMagical>And yell, "FOR NARNIAAAAAAAA"
<MaybeMagical>And bludgeon it to death.
<MaybeMagical>THE END.

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Me: IT'S BOOTYFUL
Kaiba.: ...
Me: LITERALLY
~from Morgan Epic Lulz

*currently looking for new, even more awesome quote*
~from nina Yay

Terue: this place is gorgeous!
Mari: you can say that again
Terue: Uhh this place is gorgeous!
Mari: seriously?
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Mon Nov 14, 2011 8:20 pm

ROTFL XD XD XD OMG
This is a description from episode 26 of Abridged:
"Only Kaiba could take control of an entire city, putting hundreds of people out of business in the process, and all in aid of a card game tournament.

What a guy."

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Tue Nov 15, 2011 9:32 am

PFFF XD XD IT'S TRUE
Have some more funny Kaiba. This time, it's from the dub, somewhere in the early Millennium arc.

*to Millennium Eye* "What are you looking at? ... Oh, joy, I'm talking to an eyeball."

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Me: IT'S BOOTYFUL
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~from nina Yay

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Tue Nov 15, 2011 7:40 pm

Oh I saw that XD XD
Oh lookies more funny Kaiba~.I dunno where exactly where it's from,sometimes during the KC World Championship
Worker...dude: Should I have Zigfried removed from the park?
Kaiba: That won't be necessary,I want him to see what he missed out on.So give him a good seat for the next duel..! *laughs like a maniac* HAHAHAHAHA...I'm funny.
I dunno why...I like it o_o

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Wed Nov 16, 2011 3:23 pm

xD I can't find the episode though! O_O
This is actually said by TK Bakura in the manga... Millennium World arc.

'Great Pharaoh' ... so ... I finally got your butt off the throne.

IDK why I find it funny ._.

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Me: IT'S BOOTYFUL
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Wed Nov 16, 2011 8:57 pm

XD That is funny
I can't find anything o_O
Wait lemme see.....OH I GOT SOMETHINGS.It's from this epic show full of epicness called Invader Zim.It's about a dumb,yet smart alien trying to destroy the Earth,who's name is Zim.Then there's this robot who's supposed to help him,but is extremely stupid.He's awesome though.His name is Gir.Here's a quote from teh show:

Gir: *pops out of turkey* I WAS THE TURKEY ALL ALONG!
Zim: ........I was wondering what that was doing there.I''ve decided to delay the brain parasite plain.GIR! I WANT YOU TO-
Gir: I WAS THE TURKEY ALL ALONG! MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Zim:....Yes,so you were.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Fri Nov 18, 2011 2:06 pm

XD XD TURKEEEEEEY
... I don't want Gir to pop out of my turkey... GOOD THING WE'RE NOT HAVING TURKEY Yay

I forget where this was, but someone had gotten into an intense discussion on what Saiou's name (from GX) meant in various languages and other things and this happened:
... Lovely, Saiou is a Notorious Latin Tailor with Zen Enlightenment. The planet is doomed.

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Me: IT'S BOOTYFUL
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~from nina Yay

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:41 am

Rotfl XD
Oh I got one from a show I watch called "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya".It has wrong parts but I just fast foward past those XD
Let's just say there's this girl names Yuki who's actually an alien robot telling this normal guy Kyon about herself.And Haruhi Suzumiya,who is extremely insane and makes a club and forces Kyon to join,apparently has godlike powers.Yeah.Pretty intense.
Yuki: *in a very monotone voice* Whether she knows it or not,Haruhi Suzumiya has the power to effect her surroundings by transforming her will into absolute data.There is a reason she chose you other than someone else.
Kyon: No way..!
Yuki: *still in this whole monotone voice* Way.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Sat Nov 19, 2011 8:13 pm

XD XD I've heard of that show but XD
... we're having turkey. NO GIR NOOOOOOOOO

Okay, okay, umm... oh! I did not take part in any of this, and I sadly do not remember original credit. I believe it was taken down from the internet, actually.

The not so epic tale of Doorslayer:
This was a Demon: The Fallen game I played in. Now, the game started off with an earthquake and everyone dying, only, they weren't dead. They all woke up without a scratch on them. How odd.
The intrigue continued as the group came together: Joe the fry cook (my character), A teenaged cultist, the cult leader, An er... movie star, a lawyer and a cop.
Early on in the game we lost the movie star and lawyer, we can assume they wandered off to get better acquainted ahem.
After a series of adventures and shenanigans, the group end up in a warehouse, a "safe place" according to the guy who lead them there (A friend of the cop apparently)
The warehouse is large and stocked with random stuff, the group have access through a side door. BUT, the huge roller door used to get trucks in and out is padlocked shut.
Cult leader decides he wants to move his van inside, so sets about trying to unlock this door.
He can't find the key, so he finds the next best thing,: Bolt cutters.
Unfortunately, he fails in his attempt to cut the padlock and instead only twists it horribly, leaving it unable to actually be opened even with the key!
But he isn't about to give up!
He finds a forklift truck! And decides this is the perfect thing to try to drive through the roller doors with. He gets in and drives full tilt toward the roller doors,
crashing into them and embedding the forklift's prongs in the door. The door however hasn't budged, it now just has a forklift truck stuck in it.
But that's not going to deter him!
He finds some random chemicals and starts mixing them to create an explosive.
His minion, the cult member, points out that this is probably a really stupid plan and maybe he should step away from the chemicals and not kill everyone yes?
Oddly, the cult leader sees sense and abandons that idea. But he still has those bolt cutters!
He attacks the door, but nothing happens.
He tries to reverse the forklift, but it's stuck fast.
He goes outside, ponders trying to drive his van through the doors, thinks better of it and comes back inside.
He tries to pick the lock, he tries to pry the door open , in fact, he's so obsessed by the door he completely fails to notice Joe turning into a ghostly skeleton and almost killing the rest of the group.
He only reacts when the screaming of everyone involved interrupts his door examining.
He turns around, shoots the cop and calmly goes back to what he was doing.
Things go from bad to worse as the cult member discovers what the basement of the warehouse is being used for. It's full of bodies, all lacking their skin.
Understandably, he's a bit freaked out by this and the "friend" of the cop's reaction isn't exactly reassuring. He HAD to eat their skin!
The cult member flees, but not before a lot of commotion attracts the attention of the authorities.
Everyone flees, everyone that is, except the cult leader who's still fixated with that door.
He decides he needs an arc welder, that will SURELY get the door open!
He hires one, returns to the warehouse and sets to cutting through the door.
The rest of the party are long gone, and sirens can be heard in the distance, but at long last, he shall defeat that door!
At this point the game fell apart. We never did find out if he got that door open to find the swat team waiting on the other side. I like to think that's what happened.
But from that point on, that rper has been known as "Doorslayer"

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:51 am

OMG XD XD XD XD *Falls on floor*
Okay I have one the my friend's cousin said when we were watching a movie.
Me: Who's that random kid in the striped shirt??? He wasn't in the movie before...?
My friend's cousin: It's Waldo:The Early Years.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Mon Nov 21, 2011 6:06 pm

XD WALDOOOOOOOOOOO LOL
Might as well post the other really long one. I'm not in this one either.
Behold: The tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo!

Eric was playing a Neutral Paladin in Ed's game. He was on some lord's lands when the following exchange occurred:
Ed: You see a well groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you see a gazebo.
Eric: A gazebo? What color is it?
Ed: (Pause) It's white, Eric.
Eric: How far away is it?
Ed: About 50 yards.
Eric: How big is it?
Ed: (Pause) It's about 30 ft across, 15 ft high, with a pointed top.
Eric: I use my sword to detect good on it.
Ed: It's not good, Eric. It's a gazebo.
Eric: (Pause) I call out to it.
Ed: It won't answer. It's a gazebo.
Eric: (Pause) I sheathe my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it respond in any way?
Ed: No, Eric, it's a gazebo!
Eric: I shoot it with my bow (roll to hit). What happened?
Ed: There is now a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.
Eric: (Pause) Wasn't it wounded?
Ed: OF COURSE NOT, ERIC! IT'S A GAZEBO!
Eric: (Whimper) But that was a +3 arrow!
Ed: It's a gazebo, Eric, a GAZEBO! If you really want to try to destroy it, you could try to chop it with an axe, I suppose, or you could try to burn it, but I don't know why anybody would even try. It's a @#$%!! gazebo!
Eric: (Long pause. He has no axe or fire spells.) I run away.
Ed: (Thoroughly frustrated) It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo. It catches you and eats you.
Eric: (Reaching for his dice) Maybe I'll roll up a fire-using mage so I can avenge my Paladin.
At this point, the increasingly amused fellow party members restored a modicum of order by explaining what a gazebo is.
Thus ends the tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo. A little vocabulary is a dangerous thing.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:06 pm

OMG OMG XD XD *Fell on floor*
Here's another one from my friend's cousin.Her name is Joanne.
Ill just quote what she said...in chat form Yay
So Joanne's mom was reading a candle magazine when...
Joanne's mom: Hey,Josie!
Joanne: Yes,Mom??
Joanne's Mom: I wish these things had scratch and sniff things!
Joanne: Kay,Mom. *not listening*
Long silence.
Joanne's Mom: *Sees little dotted circle* *jaw drops slowly* JOSIE!!!!!!
Joanne: *jumps* Agh! What?!
Joanne's Mom: LOOK!! *scratches magazine and sniffs at an amazingly fast pace*
Joanne: ...

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Tue Nov 22, 2011 10:37 pm

PFFFFFFFF OMG XD *falls on... pillow Yay*
I... I promise I won't do this much. But this one I actually said, and it made me laugh so... o-o'' I was playing Neopets: Treasure Keepers on Facebook.

This is like the only place where skeletal pirates explode into showers of gold and cupcakes.

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Thu Nov 24, 2011 11:25 pm

Yeah that was your sig once XD XD
I randomly said that out loud to my Mom once and she said "....Well okay then."
Oh I was watching one of those "Let's Play _______" Walkthroughs,and it was of the Higurashi Visual Novel.I was only playing it cause I couldn't find a translation patch of the thing myself,lol XD
Okay so it was when Mion (actually Shion) lured Keiichi to the torture chamber.
Person playing the game: ...So they're still doing Watanagashi.They're doing it secretly....she has no regard for human life.She lured him into this place....big big,bad,red,giant,door-agh whatever big giant red,nev-aghhh.I-I can't even think now! We're about to get Watanagashied,aren't we.Well come back next time we're gonna watch Keiichi get Watanagashied! Until then,ladies and gentleman,UNTIL THEN.
(Btw,Watanagashi is to cut open someone's stomach and pulling out their intestines while keeping the person completely conscious and then feeding it to them o_o)

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Fri Nov 25, 2011 9:56 pm

It was? lol whoops
PFFFFFFF UNTIL THEN
I... don't remember where I read this one.

as I’m not superstitious.) ::runs under a ladder to chase her pet black cat and trips over a rake, falls face-first into a bucket of paint, and lands on top of a mirror that’s lying in the driveway for no apparent reason, smashing it to pieces:: Nope, still not superstitious! ::gets struck by lightning::

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Sat Nov 26, 2011 3:58 am

XDXDXDXD
I like the whole mirror thing XD
This is from the same person I was just talking about,lol.It was when we were learning that people preformed Watanagashi in front of an audience.
Guy playing game: Pfff....an audience?? Are you freakin kiddin?? "Heyyy little Johnny you wanna see the Sonozaki show!!?" "Yeaaaah,Mom what's that?" "Ohhhh,it's a really good show!...........They're going to dissect someone!!" "Really?" "Alive!.....alive...." "Cool,um,am I gonna have nightmares??" "YES YOU ARE...." .....Wow an audience.....that's so cool XD

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Sat Nov 26, 2011 10:13 pm

PFFFFFFFFF XD Who would do that lol?!?
I actually know this one. On a forum, when people were discussing what they thought the dub of GX would be like.

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Originally Posted by manga_fanatic
Meh, maybe a surfer dude with a british accent calling people cowboy.
British: Good day, old chap. I'll set 2 cards face down, and... oh my, it's past tea time already!
Western: YEEEEE-HAAAAW! My name's ASTER, and ya'll better be prepared to duel!
Surfer: Duuuude! These cards are like, super narly man!
-cries-

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Mari: you can say that again
Terue: Uhh this place is gorgeous!
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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Sun Dec 04, 2011 9:16 pm

It's sad,because it was kinda true o_o
I have one from me.I was on MiniPlanet on Facebook and everyone was talking about boy friends.I said:
" I do not have a boyfriend for I do not care,added to the fact it is an awesome and somewhat rare status symbol."
Okay it's not that funny XD

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PostSubject: Re: Random Funny Quotes!   Mon Dec 05, 2011 10:15 pm

But it is XD
... Deviantart ._. Neither is me.


<Jack-Lilac458> I'M SO HUNGRY.
<Jack-Lilac458> WHAT DO I EAT.
<catluvr2> SWITZERLAND?
<catluvr2> ...
<catluvr2> okay, timing was awesome.

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Random Quotes of the Month Week Whenever I change it x.x:

Me: IT'S BOOTYFUL
Kaiba.: ...
Me: LITERALLY
~from Morgan Epic Lulz

*currently looking for new, even more awesome quote*
~from nina Yay

Terue: this place is gorgeous!
Mari: you can say that again
Terue: Uhh this place is gorgeous!
Mari: seriously?
~from Terue Nyan!
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